Eggnog syllabub
Makes 15 x 60 ml servings (If you a having a bigger party and want more servings, it would be better to double the ingredients but make it in 2 batches).
Ingredients:
1 egg (see note below)
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
65 gm caster sugar
3 x15ml tablespoons bourbon
3 x 15ml tablespoons dark rum
3 x 15ml tablespoons brandy
500 ml double cream
good grating of fresh nutmeg
(about a third of a nutmeg)
Method:
In a large bowl, crack the egg and add the vanilla, sugar, bourbon, rum and brandy, and grate in an exuberant amount of fresh nutmeg; you will be grating some more on the top of the syllabubs later, too. If you don’t want to use all 3 drinks, then choose your preferred one and triple the single measure given.
Whip together all the ingredients, except the cream, with an electric whisk; I use my freestanding mixer.
Slowly whisk in the cream and continue whisking until the cream is softly whipped but will still hold its shape when the whisk is lifted out of the lightly bulging mass.
Be patient:
because the alcohol acts as a thinner, the cream will take a while to get desirably, floatily thick; this is why I suggest an electric whisk to do the work.
Dollop moundingly into 15 espresso cups or shot glasses and grate a little more nutmeg over each one.
(Note: If you prefer not to give people raw egg to eat then replace the egg and 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract with 2 teaspoons of Bird’s custard powder, and reduce the sugar to 50g.)
Smoked Salmon Soda Breads
Makes approx. 30 salmon soda bread canapès
Ingredients:
100g crème fraiche, 50g hot horseradish sauce
1 x 400 g loaf brown soda bread or other wholemeal bread, sliced
225g very thinly sliced smoked salmon
apprx. 75g pickled red cabbage, from a jar, drained
small packet/bunch of fresh dill
Make ahead tip:
The day before, cut the soda bread and store in a sealed bag. Make the horseradish-crème fraiche mixture, cover with clingfilm and store in the fridge. Assemble the canapés just before serving.
Method:
Mix together the crème fraiche and horseradish.
You will need about 8-10 slices of bread. Cut each slice into 3 or 4 bits; since soda bread comes in rounded loaves, the slices vary in size.
Spread the bread with the horseradish-crème fraiche mixture and top with a snipped ribbon of smoked salmon.
Fork a dark-red tangle of pickled red cabbage on each piece and top with a frond of dill.
Piselli Con Panna E Pancetta
(Peas with Pancetta in Cream All’Italiano)
Serves 8

Ingredients:
1 x15ml tablespoon garlic oil, 200g pancetta cubes (or lardons)
6 spring onions, sliced, 15g butter, 1 teaspoon dried thyme
900g frozen petits pois, 175ml boiling water, from a kettle
250ml double cream, 50g Parmesan flakes
Method:
Heat the garlic oil in a large, heavy-based pan (with a lid) or a flameproof casserole and tumble in the cubetti di pancetta or bacon cubes or lardons (however you like to think of them) and let them cook for about 5 minutes.
Add the spring onions, stir well, and cook for a further 3 minutes.
Add the butter and thyme to the pan or casserole, stir well, then tip in the frozen peas. Cook for a few minutes, stirring, until the frost begins to leave the peas and they start to look a brighter green.
Add the water, give another stir, then stir in the cream. Bring to a bubble, put the lid on and let it cook for 15 minutes.
Take the pan off the heat, and remove the lid while you stir in the Parmesan flakes, then put it back on to let the peas cool in their flavoursome cream. The peas will dull down, losing their bright green colour as they cool and sit. This is as it should be, and don’t worry about it; they may look less vibrant but they taste more vivid.
To reheat, put the pan over a low medium heat and keep it covered- opening it only to stir occasionally – for 5-10 minutes.
Christmas Cupcakes
Makes 12
Ingredients:
For the Cupcakes:
125g soft butter
125g sugar
2 eggs
125g flour
½ teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2-3 x 15ml tablespoons full-fat milk
For decoration:
½ x 500g packet instant royal icing
Christmassy sprinkles
Red and green readymade roll-out icing or sugarpaste (optional)
Seasonal sugar decorations (optional)
Method:
Take everything you need out of the fridge in time to come to room temperature- this makes a huge difference to the lightness of the cupcakes later -and preheat the oven to 200° gas mark 6. Fill a muffin tin with paper cases.
Put all ingredients for the cupcakes except the milk into a food processor and blitz until smooth.
Pulse while adding the milk down the funnel - try one tablespoonful at a time - to make a smooth dropping consistency.
Divide the mixture in your prepared muffin tin, and bake in the oven for 15-20 minutes. They should have risen and be golden on top.
Let them cool a little in their tins on a rack, and then carefully take them out of the tin to cool in their papers, still on the wire rack.
To ice, make up the royal icing as directed on the packet and, using a tablespoon, dollop over the cupcakes, so that each one is thickly covered.
Adorn with sprinkles (don’t let the icing dry before scattering) or sugar decorations, or roll out the fondant icing or sugarpaste and cut out Christmassy shapes of your choice to go on top.

Christmas Sprouts
Serves 10-16 as part of the Christmas feast, or 8-10 if not.
Ingredients:
1.5 kg Brussels sprouts
250g vacuum-packed cheastnuts
100g butter
fresh nutmeg
Maldon or table salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
Method:
Bring a pan of water to the boil for the sprouts, adding salt once it boils.
Cut the stalk-end off the sprouts, just a thin slice, and let the outer blowsier leaves fall away. If you have any large sprouts, cut an “X” in the bottom, so that they cook at the same time as the smaller ones do.
Roughly chop or break the chestnuts so that some are cut in 2, some in 3; you don’t need them whole but nor do you want mealy rubble. Plus, they’ll break up further as they get turned in the butter.
Cook the sprouts lightly, in the salted boiling water, for 5 minutes or so, then drain them. You don’t want these mushy: you need them tight and nutty.
Melt the butter - either in the pan the sprouts were cooked in, or in a casserole that you can serve them in – then toss in the chestnuts to warm through and add the cooked, drained sprouts.
Add fresh nutmeg and salt and pepper to taste, then coat well with the butter in a pan before turning out into a warmed dish, or serving in your casserole.

Christmas Coleslaw
Serves at least 20 as part of a spread
Ingredients:
1 head red cabbage (approx. 1 kg.)
1 red onion
250g beetroot
1 head fennel
For the Dressing:
100g Sharwood’s Green label mango chutney
75g mayonnaise, preferably organic
1 teaspoon garam masala
60ml buttermilk (see note below)
salt to taste
Method:
Finely shred the red cabbage; it should be very fine, so if you’re patient and dextrous use a knife, otherwise use the slicing disc of a processor.
Peel and slice the red onion into fine half-moons.
Peel and cut the beetroot into matchsticks or juliennes. You might want to wear CSI (vinyl disposable) gloves to do this.
Finely slice the fennel, then combine the cabbage, onion, beetroot and fennel in a big bowl.
Mix the chutney, mayonnaise, garam masala and buttermilk (or yogurt) in a bowl. Dress the coleslaw with it, and check the seasoning, adding salt – or whatever you want-to taste.
(Note: If you can’t find buttermilk, use a runny plain yogurt, such as Activia.)

Aromatic Christmas Ham
Serves approx. 10
Ingredients:
6.5 kg smoked gammon, with knuckle bone
250ml red wine, water to cover
1 large onion, halved, 2 cloves garlic (unpeeled),1 head fennel, halved, 2 star anise, 1x15ml tablespoon coriander seed
1x15ml tablespoon fennel seed
1x15ml tablespoon mixed peppercorns
For the Glaze:
approx. 20 whole cloves
4 x15ml tablespoons cranberry or redcurrant jelly
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon smoked paprika
½ teaspoon red wine vinegar
Method:
Put all the ingredients, except those for the glaze, into a large pan, on the stove but off the heat, adding water until the ham is covered.
Turn on the heat and bring to the boil, then turn down to a simmer and partially cover the pan. Cook for about 3 ½ hours. (This may not seem long for a big joint, but as it will carry on cooking as it cools, and this is going to be eaten cold)
Preheat the oven to 200° gas mark 6. Lift the ham gently out of the hot liquid, sit it on a board and let it cool slightly, not too much but just so that you can touch it without burning yourself.
With a sharp knife, strip off the rind, and a little of the layer if it’s very thick, but leave a thin layer of fat. I love this work: it is peculiarly gratifying seeing the hot blubbery fat slither off. Use the same knife to score a diamond pattern in the remaining fat on the ham, in lines about 2cm apart. Stud the points of each diamond with a clove.
Put the cranberry or redcurrant jelly, cinnamon, paprika and red wine vinegar into a little saucepan and whisk together over a high heat, bringing it to the boil. Let the pan bubble away, for about 5 minutes, so that the glaze reduces to a syrupy consistency that will coat the fat on the ham.
Now sit the ham in a roasting tin lined with foil, as the sugar in the glaze will burn in the oven as it drips off. Pour the glaze over the diamond-studded ham, then put it in the oven for about 15 minutes, or until the glazed fat has caught and burnished. Take the ham out of the oven and sit it on a wooden board to cool (2-3 hours) before you carve it.

Christmas Rocky Road
Make 24 big-bite-sized bars
Ingredients:
250g dark chocolate, 150g milk chocolate
175g soft butter
4 x15ml tablespoons golden syrup
200g amaretti biscuits (not the soft ones)
150g shelled Brazil nuts, 150g red glacé cherries
125g mini marshmallows
1 x15ml tablespoon icing sugar
edible glitter (optional)
Make ahead tip:
Make the Rocky Road and refrigerate to set. Don’t add the icing sugar yet, but cut into bars, then store in an airtight container in a cool place for up to 1 week. Decorate with icing sugar and edible glitter about 1-2 hours before serving.
Method:
Chop both sorts of chocolate small, or use chocolate buttons made for melting, and then put into a heavy-based pan to melt with the butter and syrup over a gentle heat.
Put the biscuits into a freezer bag and bash them with a rolling pin to get big- and little-sized crumbs; you want some pieces to crunch and some sandy rubble.
Put the Brazil nuts into another freezer bag and also bash them so you get different-sized nut rubble.
Take the pan off the heat, and add the crushed biscuits and nuts, whole glacé cherries and mini-marshmallows. Turn carefully to coat everything with syrupy chocolate.
Tip into a foil tray, smoothing the top as best you can, although it will look bumpy.
Refrigerate until firm enough to cut, which will take about 1½–2 hours. Then take the set block of Rocky Road out of the foil tray ready to cut.
Push the icing sugar through a small sieve to dust the top of the Rocky Road. Then, if you like, add a sprinkling of edible glitter for some festive sparkle.
With the long side in front of you, cut into it 6 slices down and 4 across, so that you have 24 almost–squares.

The Boozy British Trifle
Enough for 20 portions easily
Ingredients:
For the Custard:
1 litre double cream, 8 egg yolks
2 whole eggs
50g caster sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
For the Base:
2 packets trifle sponges (8 sponges in each packet)
1 x340g jar strawberry or blackberry jam
500ml cream sherry
2 x380g packets frozen summer fruits, thawed
zest of 1 orange
25g caster sugar (not needed if using fresh fruits)
For the Topping:
500ml double cream
50g pistachios
1x15ml tablespoon crystallized rose petals (or crystallized violet petals)
Method:
To make a custard, heat the cream in a large, wide, heavy-based pan and while it’s heating, whisk the egg yolks, whole eggs and caster sugar in a bowl.
When the cream’s at boiling point – though don’t actually let in boil – take it off the heat and pour it over the eggs and sugar, whisking as you go.
Wash out the pan (boring but it does have to be done), then pour the uncooked custard back into it and return to the heat.
Cook over a medium heat (people will tell you it should be low heat but that is just too tedious for words), stirring all the time, until it has thickened. It must never boil!
After 10-15 minutes, it should be thick enough, so straightaway pour it into a cold, clean bowl, add the vanilla extract, and whisk a bit to help bring the temperature down.
Cover the very top of the custard, as well as the bowl, with clingfilm and leave to cool, while you start assembling your trifle.
Split the 16 trifle sponges in half and make into sandwiches with the jam. Squidge these into the base of your trifle bowl. A trifle bowl should, I feel, be glass so you can see the layers from the outside. The proportions vary and, since the point of a trifle is the layers, the dimensions of your bowl will determine how these build up and the amount of sponge etc. you will need.
Pour the sherry over the sponge sandwiches and let it soak in.
Now tumble in the thawed summer fruits, with a little of their liquid. (It might seem unseasonal to use “summer” fruits, but I love their tartness against the sweetness of the custard that will drape over them.) Then grate the zest of the orange over the fruit and sprinkle with the caster sugar; if you’re not using frozen fruit (which tends to be sour), don’t bother with the sugar. (And you could bake a layer of pink, forced winter rhubarb, instead. Use 1kg rhubarb -about 800g trimmed and sliced into 4-5 cm pieces. Put the slices in a baking dish, sprinkle with 300g caster sugar, cover tightly with foil and cook, without adding liquid, for 45 minutes in a 190 C/gas mark 5 oven. Once the rhubarb’s cold, use that as your fruit layer and boil down the juices to make a syrup for ice cream, or to drizzle – reduced and then chilled – over the cream with the pistachios and roses, later.)
When the custard’s cool, remove the clingfilm. Pour and scrape the custard on top of the berries. It will be soft-set: thickened but far from solid. Cover the bowl (not the custard this time) with some fresh clingfilm and refrigerate for at least half a day or up to 2 days – it’s this standing time that makes the difference.
When you are ready to serve, take the trifle out of the fridge to stand for about 1 hour. Whisk the cream until softly whipped. You don’t want it to merge with the custard, but nor do you want it stiffly peaking.
Remove the clingfilm from the trifle bowl and spread the cream on top of the custard with a rubber spatula.
Finely chop the pistachios, sprinkle over the top of the trifle and adorn with a few, beautiful crystallized rose petals (or crystallized violet petals, if you prefer).

Mulled Cider
Makes 1.2 litres, enough for about 6 servings
Ingredients:
1 litre dry cider, 60ml dark rum
250ml apple and ginger tea, made up from herbal teabag
40g soft dark brown sugar
2 clemetines/satsumas
4 whole cloves, 2sticks cinnamon
2 fresh bay leaves
2 cardamom pods, bruised
Method:
Pour the cider, rum and herbal tea into a wide saucepan, add the sugar and put over a low heat to mull.
Halve the clementines or satsumas, stick a clove into each half, and add them to the pan.
Break the cinnamon sticks in half, and tip into the pan. Add the bay leaves and bruised cardamom pods, and let everything infuse as the pan comes almost to the boil.
Once the pan is near to boiling, turn down the heat, so that it just keeps warm, and ladle into heatproof glasses with handles to serve.
To make this into a non-alcoholic warmer, replace the cider and rum with 1 litre of apple juice and 60ml freshly squeezed lemon juice. You probably won’t need the sugar, but taste when warm to see if you want a little and then add as you like.